Showing posts with label Music. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Music. Show all posts

Friday, February 3, 2017

The Bowling Green Massacre

Sung to the tune of The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald


We all will remember the place that we were when we heard of the carnage forgotten,
Said media lied, but Kellyanne provided the name of the place folks weren't shot in.
A massacre nobody knew of took place and the media didn’t explore it.
She mentioned the name, but Chris Matthews took pains to move on and completely ignore it.

She won't live it down, in Kentucky they frown when you mention the time Missus Conway
not knowing a thing ‘bout the history she brings in to justify acting the wrong way,
“I said massacre, I meant terrorists.” Does she know the difference? Just ask her.
You can’t ask the dead, because you’ve been misled ‘bout the fictional Bowling Green Massacre!

Thursday, January 12, 2017

Unintended Instrumental

Sometimes, you can just be going along, doing something you've done hundreds of times before, and suddenly you are not around anymore. It can happen. It happens many times every day. It could even happen when you are reading something on the internet, for example. Granted, it's more likely to occur, if that thing that you've done so many times before is sitting alone in a motel room shooting heroin, but it can happen any time.

Suppose that you have lived the equivalent of many peoples' lifetimes in a relatively short time. You have accomplished much and overcome even more, yet you feel that you are only just reaching your potential.

One day, you complete a day of work in the recording studio. You sing an a cappella song called Mercedes Benz. It is the ninth in a set of excellent tracks you've already completed. You have finally found the right group of musicians, a producer you like and respect, and one who reciprocates those feelings. Everything is falling into place. Soon, maybe tomorrow, you plan to revisit the studio to lay down the vocals for a tenth song called, "Buried Alive In The Blues." You really like the instrumental track that's already been recorded.

"Buried Alive In The Blues" will become a part of your most successful release ever. A set of songs that is destined to echo in the world of music far into the future. It may be timeless. Many will consider it your finest work; although, who knows what the future may bring? You are in the middle of something great, something that you will never see come to full fruition, although your absence will not impede its ascension.

There are two big lessons to take from this. They are both nearly impossible yet vital missions.

1) Don't be like Janis Joplin.

2) Be like Janis Joplin.


Tuesday, October 13, 2009

Boxed In

This really happened today represented here, in real time:

@OnOneCondition Oh noes. Audio ads on Pandora. What sort of pestilential evil will come out next? #It'sAllGreekToMe twitter

@OnOneCondition http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pandora twitter

@OnOneCondition Apparently, Pandora heard that rhetorical question, and gave a totally non-rhetorical answer, "Debbie Gibson" twitter