Friday, February 3, 2017

The Bowling Green Massacre

Sung to the tune of The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald

We all will remember the place that we were when we heard of the carnage forgotten,
Said media lied, but Kellyanne provided the name of the place folks weren't shot in.
A massacre nobody knew of took place and the media didn’t explore it.
She mentioned the name, but Chris Matthews took pains to move on and completely ignore it.

She won't live it down, in Kentucky they frown when you mention the time Missus Conway
not knowing a thing ‘bout the history she brings in to justify acting the wrong way,
“I said massacre, I meant terrorists.” Does she know the difference? Just ask her.
You can’t ask the dead, because you’ve been misled ‘bout the fictional Bowling Green Massacre!